Ramblings of a distracted 20-something

Can I cut out my ovaries please? Please???? 

(Source: theinternetsanimals, via thefrogman)

bublog:

BUB on a PLANE.
Asking for more fishes, please.

bublog:

BUB on a PLANE.

Asking for more fishes, please.

WHEN I COMPLAIN TO MY BFF THAT ILL NEVER FIND LOVE AND ALWAYS BE ALONE

howdoiputthisgently:

SHE’S LIKE:

AND LIKE:

(reality tv gifs)

Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.

Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via an-artful-life)

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planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(via lacigreen)

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drdoccubustorres-greysloanmh:

I HAVE to say this: A lot of people wanted Callie to be angry and lash out at Arizona. And thought her reaction wasn’t big enough. But since this moment in 9x01, Callie has fought like hell to get her wife back and get their life back. She’s played the bad guy. She’s cried and screamed with Arizona and she’s also kept quiet and took it. She’s given all she can give. Put all her energy into this woman and this marriage only to lose Arizona anyway, along the way. She is exhausted and right there she just gives up. She’s defeated and she’s got nothing left to give.

(Source: kurtana, via greysanatomyaddicted)

thefrogman:

Flirting Techniques by Caro Ramsey [website | twitter]

thefrogman:

Flirting Techniques by Caro Ramsey [website | twitter]

When I see a couple making out on public transportation

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When my married friend tells me that men think I’m too aggressive

myfriendsaremarried:

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“Yellow haired female, likes waffles and news.”

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Just a little something I baked for my friend when she lost her virginity. 

Just a little something I baked for my friend when she lost her virginity. 

(Source: playthatmelody)